Lisa G reported that Artie's assistant, Teddy has refused to wear a uniform as Artie suggested the other day, at least not until untill he gets a raise, which infuriated Artie, who told Lisa, "I hope you're happy. You've ruined Robin [and Jim Florentine's] relationship, and now you're ruining our relationship." Lisa then reported that High Pitch Mike went to see "27 Dresses" with Richard Christy's girlfriend while the rest of the world was watching the Super Bowl – and cried at the end - but Howard and Artie thought the funny element was that Richard wasn't threatened by Mike going to the movies with his girlfriend.
High Pitch Mike came in to explain the story, saying he told Richard's girlfriend to spread the rumor that he cried at the movie, but he really didn't. Richard came in to say Mike was lying; "My girlfriend wouldn't lie to me." Mike also attacked Artie for telling some similarly incorrect versions of "true" stories, like the time Mike supposedly told him that their feud was just an "on-air thing." Artie then called Mike gay, so Mike threatened to f' Artie's sister on the studio couch just to prove his heterosexuality.