Gary Garver stopped by to plug his new Website, and Howard laughed that Gary was "almost a mercy booking," explaining that Gary had promised not to bother the show for a year if he could come on and plug the site. Gary admitted the story was true, so Artie and Howard joked that they looked forward to the Garver-free year ahead. Howard then played a few clips from Gary's classic interview with "Darth Nihilus."
Gary brought in a couple of his friends, a dwarf named Blue and Casey, a hot chick who loves Artie. Casey told the crew that she hosts a "sports and lingerie" show on Gary's Website, and Blue revealed that he only has a love life when his credit card is involved. Artie consoled Blue, saying "Everybody's love life requires MasterCard or Visa." Howard asked Casey if she could ever bang Blue, and she claimed she could, but no one believed her. Instead of answering more questions, Casey showed the crew her boobs.