Howard started off the show talking with a caller who wanted to know what was wrong with Eric the Midget. Howard explained that he actually envied Eric; Eric is passionate about life, chat rooms, his imaginary girlfriend, wrestling, and American Idol. Howard even cited the doctors who said Eric wouldn't live this long. Artie laughed that "Even as I look down at him, I look up to him." Eric then called in, and Howard asked about the lotion he was seen using on his face during last night's webcast. Eric explained that he washes his face with soap everyday and it's begun to dry out his skin. Howard told Eric not to use soap and maybe switch to just flushing his face with water or using a more gentle face wash. Artie then bonded with Eric over their stalker-ish "romance" techniques.