I Want You to Want (To F’) Me

March 11, 2008
Photo: The Howard Stern Show

A caller confessed that his wife doesn’t like him to give her oral sex – and the rest of their sex life does little to make up for it. Howard said, “it’s time to call it quits,” noting that he’d ditch Beth the second she lost interest in sex. Howard then dictated a speech for the caller to repeat that any man can use; “I care about you, but I’m not satisfied sexually. I want the kind of sex that drives me crazy. I want you to want to f’ me.”