Howard wondered if Eric had heard from his ex-"girlfriend," Kendra, but Eric refused to comment. Johnny prodded the little guy some more, and Eric eventually admitted that "I got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one." After the crew finished laughing, Howard asked what Eric thought of Katherine McPhee's appearance on "American Idol" last night. Eric replied that he was over Katherine now that she's married to a creepy/much-older guy. Later, Eric called in AGAIN and cracked everyone up by claiming he was "not back as a regular caller." Howard thought Eric was being ridiculous, and eventually, Eric apologized for refusing to admit he had returned to the show yet again; "I'm sorry." Johnny reported that Eric wanted to tour strip clubs across the country, which Robin thought was a great idea, so long as the show gets to fly him with balloons when he gets to New York. Eric didn't think Robin's idea was funny, though; "Shut...up Rob..in."