Howard noticed that Artie had started to fall asleep, and Artie confessed that he'd run up quite a tally in the last 5 and a half hours; 2 slices of pizza, 3 Cokes, a bagel with extra butter, a Hawaiian Punch, 3 giant cupcakes, a turkey sandwich, and a couple Pepsis. Last night, he had a triple-stacked burger from Wendy's (with fries and a "Frosty"), a chicken parm sub, and 4 slices of sausage pizza.
Gary reported how just one Crumbs' cupcake had the same amount of calories as 3 slices of pizza. Artie said, "I might have overeaten." Howard then directed Artie to a recliner in a far corner of the studio, so the fat man took a seat, saying, "I'll never get out of this." Will brought in a pillow and a blanket, and Artie relaxed; "I've never been this comfortable at work." Turning down a cupcake, he added, "It'll be at least a half an hour before I have to eat."