Howard started off the show taking a call from a listener who asked for Artie's waist measurement, so Sal came in with a tape measure. Sal said he knew what to do; "I'm Italian." Howard wondered why Sal had a tape measure, so Sal explained that they used it to measure Beetlejuice's penis. Sal then announced that Artie measured 55" - up from the 54" Dominic Barbara's tailor, Anthony, sized him for his Carnegie Hall suit last year. Howard asked Artie if he jogged on the beach while he was in Miami over the weekend, but Artie confessed that he had not; "I replaced jogging on the beach with sleeping until 4pm." Howard still detected a twinkle in Artie's eye, but Artie refused to say whether he got laid; "I got other issues going on." A caller reported that they saw Artie leave with "an LA '9'" after his show, and Artie tried to explain the girl ("I think she's an LA 10.") away as "just a friend."