Jim Florentine stopped by to promote his one-man show and discuss his relationship with Robin. Howard asked, "Is this weird for you? Robin's a little uncomfortable." Jim said he was a "little" nervous, as he's afraid he might say something to make Robin angry. Shuli came in to complain that Jim no longer talks to him (after telling Robin a story about Jim making Shuli's girlfriend puke by farting in the car and locking the windows), but Jim said he just had a hard time trusting Shuli, as he had specifically asked him to not tell Robin that story.
Howard wondered if Jim was on his "best behavior" around Robin, but Jim claimed he acted normally around her. Jim added that he was sick of the Howard100 News team getting between them and reporting on their dates, so now he makes dinner reservations under the name, "Steve Langford." Jim then said he and Robin were "exclusive," but when Howard asked if they were in love, Jim replied, "We're not at that point yet. She knows how I feel about her." Howard asked Jim if he thought Robin might be "the one," and Jim said, "I wouldn't rule it out." Howard turned to Robin for her reaction, so Robin said, "I'm not anti-marriage, I've just never been married. I'm not the marrying kind." Howard wondered if Jim thought he had a bigger penis than Mr. X, but Jim didn't think so; "I had a two year run where my balls were really large, but now they're not. I might've had elephantitis.
The Quivertine Quiz
Howard asked Jim if Robin drove him crazy, but Jim said Robin was actually pretty low-maintenance; "She's not text-messaging me all the time like a child." The response led Howard to question whether Jim really knew Robin, so he quizzed the couple on each other: What was the last movie you saw together? Robin: "The Savages." Jim: "Rambo." Robin explained that "Rambo" was the last movie they saw together in the theater, but they watched "The Savages" together "in California." Who is Robin's best friend? Robin: Kathy. Jim: Sheila. Robin said Jim has never met Kathy, so Jim can't be blamed. What was the last disagreement you had? Robin claimed they never disagreed. True to form, Jim didn't argue. What is Robin's bra size? Jim: 38DDD. Robin: 36DD. Who is Jim's favorite comedian? Robin: Andrew Dice Clay. Jim: Andrew Dice Clay. What's Robin's most irritating habit? Jim: "I didn't write anything. Maybe her stories are a little long." Robin: "My laugh." What is Robin's most attractive physical feature? Jim: "How do you spell labia? No - face." Robin: "Ass." What is Jim's mom's name? Robin: "Diane." Correct. What is Robin's mom's name? Jim: "Louise." Correct. On a scale of 1-10, how is Robin at a "good ol' blow-y"? No answer.
The Questions On Everyone's Mind
Howard asked Robin how long she waited before having sex with Jim, so Robin admitted that they'd been deceptive about how long they'd been seeing each other – they were dating long before Robin fessed up to their "first date." Fred predicted that Robin slept with Jim after 3 dates – and Robin was so excited, they didn't need lube. Howard thought it took 6 dates. Robin said "we were beyond 10" dates before having sex, and Jim joked that Robin wanted it earlier, "But I'm not that type of a guy." Jim then confirmed Fred's suspicions ("No lube!") and told Howard that he sees Robin "once or twice a week." Gary asked who pays when they go out, so Jim replied, "Usually she pays for dinner, and on the way home, I pay the tolls." Howard asked Jim if Robin's diet annoyed him, but Jim said he couldn't care less – it makes her a cheap date. Robin then revealed that her diet actually played a role in convincing her that Jim had serious intentions – she knew he was genuine after he searched for a restaurant where she could eat without cheating on her regimen.