Alex, the final contestant, came in and immediately noted he weighed over 300lbs and loved to eat ham, turkey and hot wings. Howard and Robin wondered if Alex was a virgin, so Alex claimed he'd only penetrated a vagina once – but not to completion. Excited to meet a real 40-year-old virgin, Howard quizzed Alex on his life. Under questioning, Alex admitted that he was a "slow adult" and even liked to play with his man boobs in the mirror while he pleasured himself. Robin even asked Alex to add 2 and 7, but Alex could not.
Alex then took off his t-shirt, and Howard hit the floor with laughter; "We're gonna have to make this a two-part [HowardTV] special." Undaunted, Alex tried to put on a bra-top and – like Gary before him – spilled over. Howard asked Alex why he had a "handler" in the green room, so Alex's handler came in to explain that Alex needed help taking care of himself and "tends to overeat...plus, he's a diabetic." Howard then told Alex he needed to be on the show everyday.