Lisa G For the Win

Lisa G came in with the headlines, but before she started reading, she took issue with the Daily News article that called Howard ugly; "You're very good-looking. You have beautiful blue eyes, great're not a '3.'" Artie thought Lisa's argument would carry more weight if Howard didn't sign her paychecks, but Lisa quickly cut the fat man down; "Like your hookers find you attractive?" Artie, clearly stunned, came back with a meek "F' you."