Howard turned to the judges: Robin went with Alex. Gary said "Alex's are the biggest, but Shane's are the most woman-like. I'm going with Alex." Fred thought that "If you put a wig on Shane and shaved him, he could pass as a chick. Shane has the prettiest [man boobs], but if it's in terms of big tits, Alex." Artie thought all the contestants other than Shane would lose their boobs if they dropped weight, but "Shane has tits. He's a man with boobs."
Will said "Shane has the nicest breasts," and Benjy agreed; "Shane has beautiful tits. Shane is my winner." After asking the contestants to jump up and down, Howard registered the final (and deciding) vote: "Shane's got beautiful, beautiful titties - nicer than most chicks I've been with - but Alex has bigger breasts." Alex then said he felt great about winning the "Biggest Man Boobs" title and was going to use the money to buy clothes.