Another Way To Get a Hemerrhoid

Inspired by the pictures of Sal's inflamed hemorrhoid, Howard asked George how long he spent on the toilet and how many times he wiped himself. George said he usually took care of business quickly and wiped himself "incessantly." Howard advised George to try baby wipes, but George didn't think they were necessary. George confessed that he spoke from experience: he once had a hemorrhoid-like issue himself after tearing his anus during a bout of particularly vigorous anal sex.