The Iron Sheik stopped by to promote his upcoming gigs with the Killers of Comedy and told Robin that he was happy to hear she was dating Jim Florentine because he thought Jim was great guy. Howard and Robin asked the Sheik about Riley Martin, and the Sheik confessed that he didn't like that Riley traveled with a wheelchair-bound photographer. The Sheik also said he wasn't a big fan of Beetlejuice; "He treats some people good, some people bad. It's an insult [to be forced to room with him on the Killers of Comedy tour]."
The Iron Sheik then made an announcement: he wants to arm-wrestle Donald Trump. If the Sheik wins, he gets $1 million and the opportunity to shave Trump's head. If Donald wins, the Sheik will hand over his Olympic gold medal and shave his mustache. When he was done "cutting his promo," the Sheik asked for a beer; "It gives me energy." After wrestling with his headphones, the Sheik said he'd next like to grapple with "that punk" Hulk Hogan and Bubba the Love Sponge.
He's Deadly With a Beer Bottle
To provoke the Sheik, Richard and Sal started calling in as his sworn enemies. The Sheik said the Ultimate Warrior was "worse than Michael Jackson because Michael Jackson at least was high class! He like young boy! The Ultimate Warrior let someone f' his ass for money!" The Sheik also screamed that Randy Savage was a "no good Jew son of a bitch" who steal his drugs; "I'll f' your ass with a German beer!"
George asked the Iron Sheik if his threats and curses compromised his Muslim faith, but the Sheik would only say that he prayed to Allah five times a day. The Sheik's headphones were still giving him trouble, so Will came in to fix them – and the Sheik threw his beer at him. Will apologized for asking the Sheik a "gay" question during the pre-interview, and the Sheik apologized back; "I sorry. God bless you, Mr. Howard.