Jose Canseco stopped by to promote his new book, "Vindicated," and told the crew that he hung up during his interview with WFAN yesterday because they were harassing him about his ex, Jessica. Howard said he was surprised to hear that Jose was protective of a woman who's publicly insulted him, so Jose explained that they have a child together; "I truly believe she was exaggerating. I think at one point she was angry with me and said those things." Howard asked Jose what happened between Alex Rodriguez and Jessica, and Jose revealed that he caught his wife taking calls from A-Rod and thinks they hooked up at least once. Jose said he wanted to expose Major League Baseball for using him as the steroid scapegoat, but Howard really wanted to know how big he could get if he started on the juice. Jose estimated that if Howard used and worked out intensely, he could gain 80lbs of muscle.
Howard wondered why Jose bought a house and a flashy car during his divorce (despite being told by his lawyer not to spend any money), but Jose just shrugged it off; "I'm not a good businessman." Jose then told the crew that he was so disenfranchised with MLB, he got rid of all his rings and memorabilia from his time as a player. Jose introduced his (part Asian) girlfriend, and Artie was impressed; "That's a broad. Out of the two Asians in the room, I'm next to the wrong one." Howard agreed; "This is why we fought in Vietnam. So girls like you can get over here."