Idol Gives Hack

Howard started off the show complaining that he couldn't sleep last night and not even the profoundly-boring "Idol Gives Back" could put him back down: "I'll watch 'American Idol,' but I will not give back." Howard made fun of Teri Hatcher, Billy Crystal and Robin Williams' hack-y performances – but also cited Fergie's performance with Heart and Jimmy Kimmel mocking Simon Cowell's man-boobs as the show's highlights.