Coming out of one of the breaks, Artie began dancing to the new Madonna song. Gary noted hearing that JD was a pretty good dancer too, so JD came in and taught Howard some steps, leading Robin to laugh hysterically at Howard's efforts: "You're not moving!" Howard became irritated that "a little nerd" like JD had better moves than he did, but JD claimed he wasn't that good. Howard laughed: "I'm taking dance tips from a guy who couldn't get laid with Ryan Phillippe [as his wingman]."
Howard got some reports that Jason was the world's worst dancer, and Artie agreed, saying he's seen it: "It gives you douche chills." Jason came in to demonstrate, and Robin was offended: "He's terrible. He's the guy you want to run from on the dance floor." Howard then announced a dance-off, so JD went next. Gary then came in, calling his step "the Xs," but Artie thought it, "was more like the 'no sexes.'"
After requesting DJ EZ Rock & Rob Base's "It Takes Two," Artie tried his hand at jiggling around a little bit, but less than a minute into the song, he started breathing like Darth Vader and had to sit down. Scott the Engineer went next, explaining that he usually just "bounced like this." Robin said Ronnie the Limo Driver "gets crazy on the dance floor," so Ronnie came in to shuffle about. Howard laughed at Ronnie danced like the devil: "Ronnie looks evil."