Mark Harris stopped by to stump for interest in a Martha Raye biopic, but Howard laughed that Mark had become one of those old queens: he's gotten heavy, gone gray, suffered two recent heart attacks and exudes a sense of defeat. Mark admitted that he's spent nearly all of Martha Raye's money and hasn't had sex in three years. The only joys he has left are masturbation and his grandchildren (completely separate of one another, of course).
Harvey Stephens (who played Damien in "The Omen") came in to say he wanted Mark to play a character in a horror movie he's making with a guy named Tadpole. Tadpole also stopped to discuss the project and his former ego-crushing job as an assistant segment producer on "the Tonight Show." Mark then announced that he was planning his own funeral in Jamaica and invited Howard, but Howard turned him down, saying he'd probably have heard enough about Mark by the time he died.