Howard started off the show noting that Beth was in LA, so he decided to pleasure himself last night to a Gina Lynn movie. In the middle of telling his story, Howard became distracted by Benjy's attempts to put his contacts in and complained that Benjy was sweaty and conducting more and more of his hygiene regimen in the studio. Howard told Benjy to take his red swollen eyes outside, so Benjy apologized - but Robin detected some sarcasm in his voice.
Everyone got really freaked out by how red Benjy's eyes had become after his aborted contact insertion attempts - Robin laughed that they made him look injured. Howard said "Every time I start to like Benjy, he does something to piss me off." Robin responded that it was "The idea of Benjy you like. Benjy you don't like." Howard agreed, citing Benjy's odd new haircut, but Artie came to Benjy's defense: "Every day I look in the mirror and say to myself: 'Nothing's working.'"