Eric the Midget Won't Wash Scum Off the Streets

Eric the Midget called in to gloat that he was right the whole time: a priest who tried to fly with balloons is missing and presumed dead. Howard said Eric would never be in similar danger, as the balloon stunt would take place in the studio, but Eric insisted the stunt would never happen. Eric began droning on about his search for the World's Hottest Stripper, but Howard cut him off to pitch the Colin Quinn-directed "Taxi Driver" remake. As everyone expected, Eric wasn't sure if he'd like to star in the project.