Nick DiPaolo stopped by and immediately began complaining that Howard made him wait too long in the green room - but both Howard and Gary missed Nick's sarcasm and took offense. Confused by the crew's sensitivity, Nick deadpanned that he might be joking. Howard then accused Nick of having a herpes sore on his lip, so Nick explained that he actually scalded himself after biting into a hardboiled egg. Nick laughed that he naively microwaved the egg and when he bit into it, it exploded and sprayed boiling hot yolk everywhere.
Howard thanked Nick for keeping Gary from getting bored in Vegas, but Nick complained that the story got blown way out of proportion. Nick said he and Gary were just hanging out while they waited Artie to awaken from his coma. Ralph called in to ask what Gary and Nick did when they hung out, so Nick explained that they swapped Bruce Belichek stories. Nick then told the crew about filming his new Internet show in his basement.