Penthouse Pets, Justine Joli and Alexis Love stopped by to plug their Websites. Justine said she'd been dancing burlesque at The Box, a downtown nightclub, and the results have been a chiseled body. Howard told Justine he loved her new body and then turned his attention to Alexis, a 20-year-old porn star. Before Howard could get too far, Justine took issue with Artie for not going out with her business partner, Leah, despite Leah making it very clear that she was interested in him, so Artie explained that he didn't have time to meet up with her when he was last in LA.
Justine complained that some of the girls she tries to hook up with "chicken out" on her ("Real lesbians are easier to go home with") and the neck-breaking positions her trainer puts her in when he bangs her. Howard was so excited by the stories, he decided to ask Justine some questions about her favorite subject, Harry Potter – with the punishment for an incorrect answer being a swift spank from Artie:
What color are Harry Potter's eyes? Justine knew they're green.
Who wrote the Hogwarts textbook "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them"? Newt Scamander – correct.
How many children are in Ron Weasley's family? Seven – correct.