Howard welcomed the next celebrity to say hi to Gary, Richard as "Adolph Hitler," who told Gary about his new anti-Jew spray. Gary didn't show much interest, so Howard apologized for not being able to get good enough birthday surprise guests. Howard said he had one last guest to make up for it all: Sal as "President Abraham Lincoln." "President Lincoln" invited Gary to be the first retard on the moon, and Gary accepted.
The crew then loaded Gary into the "rocketship," and flew Gary to the green room/"moon." Gary reported that he found "a bunch of Playboy books," stars, and cheese. Gary then flew back to the studio and reported that the worst part of his moon trip was the flight; "Hey Howard can I say something to you? Can I get pay-per-view?" Howard relented; any retard that's been to the moon can have as much on-demand programming as he'd like.