Beetlejuice Vs. the Iron Sheik

Beetlejuice stopped by, and Howard asked if his finances were ok, as Artie recently performed at a benefit for Beetlejuice's welfare. Howard couldn't figure out why Beet could be so bad off, and Beet wasn't sure either, claiming that he just bought "the biggest house in the world" in Florida. Beet then told the crew about being charged $200 by a stripper for a $20 lapdance: "I was just sitting there." Howard explained that Shuli intervened on Beet's behalf and smoothed things out.

Howard got the Iron Sheik on the phone to discuss sharing a hotel room with Beet when they were on tour with the Killers of Comedy, and the Sheik said: "It was the worst night I ever had...that jabroni never shuts up!" Beet shouted back that the Sheik was being ungrateful for the Killers' help: "He walks around blaralarah all the time naked...[he] cries like a little bitch...what happened when that guy beat your ass when you got off stage? My friend had to help you!" The Sheik said, "That was nightmare what happened to me that night!"

The Sheik said he'd never share a room with Beet again, so Beet shot back that he'd stop helpping the Sheik when he gets in fights. Beet told a story about a naked Sheik getting kicked out of their hotel, and he wasn't lying – HowardTV brought up footage of a naked Sheik on the in-studio monitors (Fred wasn't happy: "Ugh!"). The Sheik then began screaming loudly, but Beet dismissively argued Artie-style: "Shut up you f'ing fag! You sound like a faggot!"

While he was screaming, the Sheik suddenly dropped out, but when the crew listened closely, he was still on the line – just yelling at someone in the background for interrupting him. Beet said: "Everybody's tryin' to help him. He tell the guy he was going to kick his ass, so the guy walked up to him and flipped his ass." Howard was surprised: "I've never seen Beet so rational." Sheik eventually got back on the line and began screaming about being "the killer in the ring." Beet was amused: "And then Shuli gets you high and you walk around naked."