Howard asked Beet about his midget friend, Dominic, so Beet claimed: "Dominic shits on everyone's pants...I don't shit in my pants, man. Never." Dominic came in to explain that Beet will shit his pants and then blame it on him: "Come on Beetle, we all have accidents...I was 40 miles away." Beet didn't want to hear it: "You know what you did!" Dominic then told the crew that he gets Beetle's female shrapnel: "I get girls because of Beetle...Beetle's the star. I'm a rising star."
Artie asked if Dominic really drives 40 miles to Beetle's house in the middle of the night, takes off Beet's pants, shits in them, and then puts them back on Beet - and Beetle confirmed the theory: "Hell yeah! Damn right! I never would! He's always shitting in everybody's pants and running away...Me, I never shit in my pants. Dominic shits in everyone's pants and runs." Howard asked when Dominic planned on shitting in Beet's pants next, so Dominic replied, "Oh, I'd wait about 15 minutes. He's got coffee, right?"