Quiet Down! Ralph's Trying to Sleep

Howard started off the show discussing Ralph's difficult weekend: Ralph's downstairs neighbor had an insanely loud techno party that kept him up until 4:30 Sunday morning. Ralph called in to say he planned on calling the cops next time, but Artie warned him about having a conflict with your neighbors, citing the dog's head Stuttering John found in his mailbox after he hosted a particularly loud house party. Howard wondered how John resolved the problem, but Robin joked that he didn't; "He moved to LA and took a job with Jay Leno."