Howard welcomed Richard, a 23 year old guy afflicted with hairy congenital nevus (huge hairy birthmarks), to discuss how his condition has prevented him from ever having sex. Richard said he'd had over ten surgeries over his life to minimize the marks and only kissed a girl once when he was ten years old. Richard also confessed that he stopped jerking off as a New Year's resolution to motivate himself to pursue women more seriously.
Artie promised to take Richard to Vegas and get him a prostitute whose services include the "boyfriend treatment," and Richard said he'd be glad to go, but he'd be happier if he could have sex with a woman that wasn't a prostitute. Richard then showed the crew his ass, which was covered with the hairy birthmarks. After seeing Richard's ass, Howard asked him if he would settle for a girl with the same condition, and Richard said "Any girl...if she's willing."