Artie eventually rolled out of his chair and fell onto the floor...and slept through it! Fred shoved a teddy bear in Artie's arms, and Robin laughed that she could see Artie's "ass cleavage." Artie woke up after a little while and complained that his back was killing him, so Howard explained what happened. Artie rubbed his eyes and asked, "Is my contract up?" Howard told Artie to look at the clock, but Artie ordered a coffee instead: "You gotta have a coffee ready. I need a coffee. I don't think I got any REM sleep."
Howard begged to differ and played Artie an audio of him snoring and video of his fall. Artie laughed, requested a Hawaiian Punch, and said, "I don't feel right now. A macchiato I want." Artie then tore into a sandwich: "My stomach was upset. I need to something. I feel hungover." Robin laughed that Artie felt hungover because he probably was, and Artie agreed. Howard then mandated that Artie never book gigs on weekdays anymore.