Howard started off the show marveling at Benjy's glossy lips, and Benjy explained that his lips were chapped, so he "smeared" his lips with Vaseline. Howard laughed that Benjy had smeared the area surrounding his lips as well, and Benjy flatly answered: "It feels good." Jason then came in to say that Benjy's mouth was disgusting for another reason: it inhales three insanely large salads everyday – before lunch.
While he was in the studio, Howard asked Jason how much weight he'd put back on since the Battle of the Blobs contest last year. Jason admitted that he was up to 278lbs (just three pounds less than before the contest). Jason said Tom Chiusano was up in the office the other day, and Tom had some harsh comments about his weight gain ("I was like, f' you, dude. I don't work for you anymore."), but Tom was not the only person needling him: his mom also has some issues with his looks.