Howard welcomed Vicky and Phyllicia, two of HowardTV's "Bowling Beauties" contestants, to the studio and immediately took to Phyllicia's "great ass." A flattered Phyllicia showed the rest of the crew her amazing posterior and noted that her boyfriend loves it too – he licks it a couple times a month in an effort to convince her to give him anal sex. Phyllicia then confessed that she wasn't very good at bowling in high heels.
Vicky got Howard excited by telling him that she loves getting oral sex from other women, but when Howard tried his hand at getting the girls naked, they resisted. Artie was pissed: "I could have you fired with two phone calls!" Phyllicia's boyfriend then came in and everyone marveled at his average looks – Artie thought he might've made an excellent "Ugliest Guy, Hottest Wife" contestant. The guy continued to shock the crew with other details of their relationship, like how he met Phyllicia on Myspace and banged her on their first date.