Howard announced that questions in the first round were worth 5 points and then started in with the questions. The contestants had a limited amount of time to write down their answers:
When we came to Sirius, who became the official announcer? Jeff: George Takei. Jerry: Jon Hein? Jimmy: George Takei.
Name three wack-packers who've died. Jerry: Kenneth Keith Kallenbach, John Melendez. Jimmy: Kenneth Keith Kallenbach, Hank, Scott the Engineer. Jeff: Kenneth Keith Kallenbach, original Bigfoot, "Gary the drunk."
Artie hates the nickname of which department store? Bloomie's across the board.
What excitable woman said this [clip of Crazy Alice swearing]? Jimmy: No answer. Jeff: "The black woman who always yells at Robin." Jerry: Crazy Alice.
Eric the Midget's sign off ends: "Bye for ___." Jimmy: Now. Jerry: JFSC. Jeff: Now.
What type of hands did Robin say her father had? Jerry: Curious. Jimmy: Ham. Jeff: Soft.
Which sexy woman said this [clip of Blue Iris being gross]? Jerry: No answer. Jimmy: Blue Iris. Jeff: Blue Iris.