Howard brought in John the Stutterer because he claims to be in love with Tabitha and wanted to – in John's words - "French kiss her hot, sexy asshole and vagina." John came in naked and was greeted with a round of moans from the crew. John said he was nervous but then bent over and showed everyone – as promised – a clear view of his rectum. The crew was particularly disgusted by the toilet paper remnants in John's ass, so John explained that he was a compulsive wiper. Tabitha then stripped down for John and said, "Maybe we can do some kind of Website thing." John, of course, agreed, citing his previous porn experience as proof he'd follow through.