That Hooah Saved My Life

A caller said he took Artie's advice over the weekend, and now he's pissed because it ruined him: "I went to a prostitute over the weekend...I'll never go to a strip club again...She [was] hotter than any chick I'll ever get." Howard asked where he found the chick, so the guy explained that he saw her ad on Craigslist. The guy said red flags were going off all over the place ("She sounded like one of those girls on Dateline.") but their "date" went off without a hitch. The caller was really happy with the way things worked out with the Asian-Italian hooker: "Artie, you would've loved her...I'd go back - that's for sure." Benjy worked his Craigslist magic and found pictures of the chick, and Howard and Artie were amazed at how attractive she was – and how quickly Benjy found the images. Artie said, "I don't think I've ever had a whore that hot," and offered the caller $500 not to call the girl today – so he could.