Howard welcomed Gracie, the new Miss HowardTV, to the studio and Artie begrudgingly uttered his catchphrase: "Alright. That's the hottest chick we've ever had up here." Howard told Gracie that she was perfect, and Artie agreed: "Yeah, I'd marry her." Howard and Robin talked up Artie to Gracie, but she was tentative: "I'll think about it." Howard asked Gracie what she did, so she explained that she was one of Ronnie's lap dancing "discoveries" from Rick's Cabaret. Howard then had Gracie prove her lap dancing skills by grinding away on JD (as Artie was afraid his sweatpants might reveal too much of his excitement). Artie was impressed: "I'm in love."
Under further questioning, Gracie claimed she "might" sleep with Ronnie some day, so Howard wondered what Ronnie tells the girls at Rick's that makes them all fall in love with him. Gracie explained that she "of course" tries to make Ronnie happy, as he's good friends with Lonnie, Rick's promoter-in-chief. Howard thought Gracie's answer was too diplomatic and speculated that Ronnie was a hypnotist. Howard then asked Gracie to point out the ugliest guy in the room - she picked Fred.