Steve Langford reported that High Pitch Mike has promised to ride the Sybian if Obama becomes President, so Artie wondered if Mike had issues with black people. Jason came in to say he had tape of Mike being racist, and Mike followed him in to defend himself, explaining that he told Jason there weren't any black politicians currently qualified to run this country. Steve and Jason continued to make claims about Mike's "racist" statements, but couldn't present any evidence, so Howard decided that Jason and Steve were clearly misrepresenting Mike's feelings.
While he was in the studio, Mike took issue with being a punchline in Artie's act, saying Artie wouldn't like it if he tried to profit off a t-shirt that said "I f'ed Artie's sister." Artie replied, "Dude, you haven't f'ed anything but a cat and a guy." Mike shot back that he still didn't want to be discussed in Artie's act, but Artie claimed he was entitled to: "Dr. Ablow said I could." Howard then cut in and ended the disagreement, in an effort to keep Artie from getting angry: "You get into attack mode...You're very volatile. I've gotta keep you calm."