Howard got Mike Walker of The National Enquirer on the line, as he does every Thursday, to play "The Gossip Game," in which Mike reads four gossip items – three (allegedly) true, and one false – and the crew has to guess the fake. After Howard again praised Mike's new book, "Get Real! The Sexy, Scary, Scandalous World of Reality TV," Mike read this week's stories: 1. Jim Carrey is cruising the Miami gay world "in character" to research his latest role. 2. Mariah Carey's new wedding will feature a professionally choreographed first dance. 3. Gwyneth Paltrow is ignoring Madonna's calls because she doesn't want to endure another of the Material Girl's intense workouts. 4. Courtney Cox is eager to meet John Mayer, as she's very protective of his new girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston. Howard and Artie guessed that the Gwyneth Paltrow story was false. Robin went with the ridiculous-sounding Jim Carrey item. Fred said the Mariah Carey story was just an excuse for Mike to show off his vocabulary. Mike then announced that Fred was right.