Gary said Richard also willfully pissed his pants at a Coheed & Cambria concert because he didn't want to miss a song – and had to sit on an old sweater when a fan offered him a ride home. Richard claimed the band didn't have any bad songs, so he was kind of screwed: "I was so worried I was gonna be arrested and miss part of the concert." Richard laughed that his behavior wasn't all that unusual: Jim Florentine's buddy Crackfinger wears shorts to concerts for similar reasons.
Howard then noted that Richard had shaved all his hair off, and Richard explained that he gets self-conscious about his baldness: "I just walked by a barbershop and decided to try it out." Howard wanted to see Richard's face when he peed, so Richard put on a diaper and promised to return when he was "ready." Two hours later, Richard returned, "ready to burst" and inflated the diaper in front of everyone: "It better be super absorbent 'cause there's a lot." As he predicted, pee spilled out of the sides of the diaper, so a bucket and a fresh diaper were brought in.