Charlie, Miss Black Howard Stern, called in to say she was being ignored by the back office, and she had a lot to say. Charlie noted that she had 23 fibroids removed from her uterus, but Howard didn't want to hear it: "That's not hot...I'm taking away your title." Artie reverted to total ignorance: "What the hell is a uterus?" Charlie started saying something about her band, but Howard cut her off and told her to tell sexy stories instead. Artie advised Charlie to become interesting: "Stumble in here drunk." Howard agreed: "No wonder they hang up on her. It's plug city." Gary said a lot of what Charlie had to say was usually more interesting to her than it was to anyone else. Artie seconded: "I realize you're classier than Miss Howard Stern or whatever. Come in here in a thong." Howard noted that JD hates Charlie, so JD came in to explain that Charlie's fake hair and phoniness annoyed him. JD said he's even gone so far as to avoid Charlie at Ronnie's block party – not that it was difficult: "She was only interested in talking to people around the HowardTV cameras." Howard then asked JD if he'd rather hang out with Jared or Charlie, and JD chose Jared.
Charlie said she wanted to come on the show tomorrow, so Howard asked the crew if they thought she should be allowed to come in. Robin said yes, but only if she performs her "music." JD: "No. Maybe if we can throw things at her." Fred: "No." Gary said, "I'm willing to have her in...[but] she needs to come with a list of things that make her interesting." Artie also said yes, but stipulated that she has to strip down to a bikini.
Hanzi later called in with the winning idea: Charlie can only come in if she spins the "Wheel of JD." Everyone brainstormed wheel wedges: JD gets to feel her ass, spank her, make her bury her face in his armpit, wear her underwear on his head, get a lapdance until he's hard or breathe on her face. JD said he'd be willing to do most of the acts, but wanted final approval before any stunt is placed on the wheel.