Eric Draws the Line at a Haircut

Eric the Midget called in and Howard told him about the great "Taxi Driver" adaption that Colin Quinn had scripted. Howard said the scene where Eric shaves his head into a Mohawk was the best, and Eric quickly killed the mood by saying that was a deal breaker for him. Eric claimed he had other projects coming down the pipe that might require him to have a full head of hair, but Fred doubted it: "You always find a way to weasel out of everything Eric." Eric eventually buckled and said he'd film the scene...with a skullcap.