Eric the Midget called in to say he was fully committed to Colin Quinn's "Taxi Driver" remake, but Howard was more interested in Eric's patchy mustache: "It's thicker on the outside, like a reverse Hitler mustache." Robin also thought it was weird: "He's missing the middle." Eric said he hadn't trimmed his 'stache in a while – so Howard remarked that he wanted to look at the rest of Eric's face. Eric took off his hat to reveal that he'd accidentally "shaved [his eyebrows] a little too much...not on purpose." The crew began laughing hysterically, so Eric became defensive: "I wouldn't have done shit if you guys hadn't given me crap about [overgrowth]."