Lisa G came in with the headlines, and Artie remarked that Lisa was hitting on him in the halls, saying things like how funny he was being today. Lisa denied hitting on Artie, but eventually caved: "Alright, let's go out to dinner." Everyone "Oooh"d in shock and Artie asked Lisa what she liked to eat. Lisa said, "Healthy, clean food." Artie suggested an Italian place, and Lisa agreed. Later, Lisa denied that she'd actually agreed to go out with Artie, so Artie shot back: "Not even if I give you the key to the chastity belt you locked on in the fourth grade?"