Howard got Mike Walker of the National Enquirer on the line, as he does every Thursday, to play "The Gossip Game," in which Mike reads four gossip items – three (allegedly) true, one false – and the crew has to guess the fake. After Howard again praised Mike's new book, "Get Real! The Sexy, Scary, Scandalous World of Reality TV," Mike read this week's stories: 1. Al Pacino personally refunded a woman who didn't like his latest movie. 2. Ellen Degeneres won't do "Dancing with the Stars" because she hates wearing dresses. 3. Tina Fey helped rescue a peacock that had wandered too close to a LA roadway. 4. Will Smith rescued a dog from drowning. Howard and Artie thought the first story was false, Fred speculated that the Tina Fey was a weird NBC plug, and Robin picked the Ellen story, as Ellen probably had much more significant reasons for turning down "Dancing with the Stars." Mike then announced that Robin was right.