Meet Artie's Crush

Howard marveled at Juliette's ass, so she explained that it was a natural gift: "I'm not really sporty." Howard wondered if Juliette had ever had her salad tossed, but she said guys have usually have other requests: "One time a guy came up to me and told me he wanted to bite it."

Artie then told Juliette that he wanted to spend a little time with her: "I'd need about four seconds of her time...I don't think I'd make it to the door. I'd have to mail you my orgasm." Juliette noted that she'd posed for Playboy as an experiment to explore why people object to the magazine. Howard asked what she'd discovered, so Juliette explained that while some think Playboy objectifies women, objectification really has nothing to do with why the girls decide to pose in the first place. Juliette then confessed that, while at the Playboy Mansion, she's met celebrities like Michael Vartan and – like Jayde – Pauly Shore: "He can be, um, interesting." Jayde agreed: "He once called me at 6:30 in the morning...and it took me 5 minutes to realize he was calling me on the air at some radio station."

In the middle of a live commercial, Artie cut in and said he thought he'd made a real connection with Juliette. After discussing it for a little while, Artie sent Gary out to get her number. Gary quickly returned and reported that she was surprised by Artie's request and told him – in front of the HowardTV cameras – that she hadn't felt the same connection: "Really? I didn't get that." Gary said, "Howard, it was such a genuinely awkward moment."