Tracy promised that if she did win "Bowling with Beauties," she'd take Artie to "the nicest steakhouse in town." An excited Artie asked what she'd do with her boyfriend, so Tracy said she had "some cleaning up to do" before they went out – but if anything serious developed, Artie would have to convert to Judaism. Artie said he had no problem with that, adding that he was already circumcised. Gange then came in to say he had a big crush on Tracy as well: "I could sit and stare at her all day long. I think she's adorable."
Howard decided that Artie and Gange should compete for Tracy's affection, so the fat-off got started. Artie immediately pulled his trump card and invited Tracy to accompany him to his appearance on Letterman tonight. Gange couldn't offer her anything on that level, but had an idea at the last minute: "Um, Howard, am I invited to your wedding?" Howard was ambivalent, though he knew he'd like Tracy to be there: "She can come. But not you."