Mike Walker's Gossip Game

Howard got Mike Walker from The National Enquirer on the line, as he does every Thursday, to play "The Gossip Game," in which Mike reads four gossip items – three of which are (allegedly) true, one is definitely false – and the crew has to guess which is the fake. Mike then read this week's stories:

1. Jennifer Aniston wants John Mayer to father her child.
2. A bird shat on Eva Longoria's hair, so she dyed her hair blonde.
3. Simon Cowell is refusing to return wedding presents that were accidentally sent to him – and not, as intended, "American Idol" executive producer Simon Fuller.
4. Denzel Washington gave the table he'd reserved at a fancy restaurant to Heidi Klum and Seal.
Howard thought the Simon Cowell story was too ridiculous, but Robin, Artie and Fred all thought the Aniston/Mayer item was too convoluted. Mike then reported that no one was right this week: the Eva Longoria item is the fake.