Howard said he had some leftover clips of Gary pitching bits to Tabitha Stevens – just to see what she'll agree to do. Howard read the "Would you..." questions and then played Tabitha's answers:
Eat whipped cream out of Artie's ass? "Yes."
Eat chocolate our of Artie's stomach? "Of course."
Kiss the penis of a newborn boy for luck? "Oh how weird...Yes."
Set a record for the most clothespins on a breast? "Yeah...We can try."
F' 1,000 listeners? "I could be up for that."
Let Sal shit on your foot? "Oh yeah."