Howard welcomed the new Miss HowardTV, Christine, to the studio but warned Gange off, as she's came in today with her husband. Howard asked Christine why she has a pay-per-view Website that doesn't show her naked, so Christine explained that she does "subtle nudity" – like chocolate ice cream covering her naughty bits. Christine told the crew that she's also a big fan of shaved balls: "When I lick them, I don't want any stubble."
Christine's husband came in to say he wasn't complaining about their life together: Christine is open to threesomes and loves anal. As if on cue, Christine stripped off her top and asked Artie if he liked her HowardTV pasties. After Howard nudged Artie awake, the fat man managed a subdued "Yeah." Howard thanked the happy couple and wished them luck: "That's a very sexy couple." Robin asked if Howard would like to have a threesome as well, but Howard denied it: "I don't think I'd like [Beth] to have that kind of attitude."