Artie told the crew about his well-appointed new Mancave, which features a dumbwaiter, an elevator and a bunch of other luxurious amenities: "I'm gonna be up to my ass in pussy." Half of the room is taken up with a 60" flat screen, giant wrap-around couch and a wet bar. Outside on the deck, there's an outdoor fridge and "the ultimate deck chair and table set" (that's sturdy enough to handle Artie's girth). On top of all that, there's a sunken centerpit that functions as a keg-cooler.
Artie said the craziness didn't end there: add an adjacent pool table room, another 60" flat screen and a real Borgata poker table – for the room-warming party, the Borgata even sent over real chips, two crazy-hot ("at least 10s") cocktail waitresses and one of their in-house dealers. And then! A button-activated sports ticker with up-to-the-minute scores from around the country. Howard joked that JD's apartment (which has been hot water-less for the last several days) has never looked more pathetic.