Howard reported that frequent caller and Gary's current nemesis, Wolfie was here today to observe Gary like a caged monkey or as Wolfie put it, "like a modern day Jane Goodall. I feel like you have to get up close to get a good look at his hygiene and behavior...I'm going to take notes for the next time I have to call and make fun of [him]." Robin speculated that the experiment wouldn't turn up much: Gary is sure to modify his behavior while he's being watched.
Wolfie told the crew that he brought a bad breath test kit and took out a cotton swab to gather a tongue sample. Gary swabbed the back of his tongue and handed it over. Wolfie then put the swab in a cup of solution, but unlike the swab of someone with horrible breath, Gary's swab didn't change color. Howard wanted another halitosis-prone staffer to take the same test, so JD came in and failed miserably, turning the solution a deep yellow. JD was clearly upset: "You know what? F' all of you! Thanks, assholes."