Tatum O'Neal's High Research

Howard started off the show noting that Tatum O'Neal had been arrested up for trying to score coke and crack, but she claimed she was just "researching a role." Howard wondered which drug Artie would prefer, and Artie thought coke as the smarter choice: "The party lasts longer and it's less expensive." Howard then joked that the role Tatum was researching must've been a starring turn in "The Tatum O'Neal Story."