Howard asked Artie what he did over the break, so Artie said he taped a stand-up set for a new HBO show. Artie added that he finished his book – or really, finished telling the stories that will be in his book to a ghostwriter – and expects to see the finished product by Christmas. Artie then complained he was so worried about all the body hair he's been losing from his arms and legs that he's considering taking thyroid medication to help stop it.
Robin told the crew about attending a Stone Temple Pilots concert over the break with Jim Florentine – and complained that Scott Weiland took over an hour to take the stage. Scott the Engineer came in to say his son was at the show and noticed that someone texted the audience "text chat" board (that's projected on stage) a funny message: "Robin Quivers is sitting in front of me with some white guy."